Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains

The English instinctively admire any man
who has no talent and is modest about it.
		-- James Agate, British film and drama critic

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.